今天刚下车看到一群鸟，然后他们马上飞走了。
我爸对我妈说，”u see, they were scared of u, cause u guys have funny eyes! U ate they family so they know how u look, with small eyes, u know, 害怕害怕！”
（引号里是我爸大概的话，忽略语法错误之类，我英语不好只能按听到的大概打下来。最后一句害怕害怕他确实是说的中文，自行想象外国人说中文的奇怪语调 类似「还趴还趴」）
我爸继续说，”ohya u guys ate aliens that's why your eyes so funny. when u saw aliens, u were so scared, the face become yellow, then after u found they were actually weak, decide to eat them. Poor aliens”
我妈说，”that's nonsense, when aliens arrive Europe, you guys were so scared, and what happened is you open your eyes wide that's why your eyes so become big, and ur face have no blood going so become white ”
我爸笑了，说：”thats a good one. Here I got another one for u, u know all human were come from Africa, when they move to Europe they don't have face the sun, but Asian have to face the sun from east, so they all narrow their eyes, that's why it's small”
发表于 2012-1-24 00:24:00
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