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Irish Proverb I In life, there are only two things to worry about: Either you are well or you are sick If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, then there are two things to worry about: Either you will get well, or you will die. If you get well, there is nothing to worry about. But if you die, then there are only two things to worry about: Either you will go to heaven or hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends, you won't have time to worry.   Irish Proverb II May those who love us love us, And those that don't love us, May God turn their hearts; And if He doesn't turn their hearts, May He turn their ankles So we'll know them by their limping.   Irish Proverb III I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.