A Pig With Nightmares

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发表于 2019-12-19 21:53:00 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

A pig goes to a doctor and says: "Doctor, I’ve been having these terrible nightmares and I can’t sleep. Can you prescribe me some sleeping pills?"

Doctor: "Can you describe your nightmares to me?"

Pig: "They are all almost the same. First a man lures me with food, kills me and cuts me into pieces. Then he rubs salt all over my flesh!”

Doctor: "I wouldn't worry about it, looks like you’re going to be cured soon."

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