该楼层疑似违规已被系统折叠隐藏此楼查看此楼 Four men were discussing coincidences at a bar. The first man said: "My wife was reading a Tale of Two Cities and she gave birth to twins." "That’s funny", the second man remarked. "My wife was rea ...
作者：pengzongjin |发布：2020-01-14 12:19:00
该楼层疑似违规已被系统折叠隐藏此楼查看此楼 The wrestling match was about to begin and the Contender's coach was once again lecturing the Contender. "If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times-don't let the Champion get you in The ...
作者：pengzongjin |发布：2020-01-08 06:10:00
该楼层疑似违规已被系统折叠隐藏此楼查看此楼 Three sisters of age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" ...
作者：pengzongjin |发布：2020-01-09 16:08:00
该楼层疑似违规已被系统折叠隐藏此楼查看此楼 One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and pray ...
作者：pengzongjin |发布：2020-01-09 12:38:00
该楼层疑似违规已被系统折叠隐藏此楼查看此楼 No one can say blondes haven't done their share of inventing. Here are 10 ingenious blonde inventions: 1. The water-proof towel. 2. Solar powered flashlight. 3. Submarine screen door. 4. A ...
作者：pengzongjin |发布：2020-01-08 09:38:00
该楼层疑似违规已被系统折叠隐藏此楼查看此楼 Carolyn, a rich blond, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won't move at all... After trying to drive the car at n ...
作者：pengzongjin |发布：2020-01-06 21:02:00
该楼层疑似违规已被系统折叠隐藏此楼查看此楼 Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, and sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, and someone nice to sc ...
作者：pengzongjin |发布：2020-01-01 22:30:00
该楼层疑似违规已被系统折叠隐藏此楼查看此楼 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The father says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, ...
作者：pengzongjin |发布：2020-01-01 15:43:00
该楼层疑似违规已被系统折叠隐藏此楼查看此楼 A man goes on a trip to the desert. At one point, he walks off alone, and suddenly stumbles upon an old lamp. It's old but may bring a few bits, he rubs the lamp and is amazed when a genie pops out! ...
作者：pengzongjin |发布：2019-12-30 19:09:00
该楼层疑似违规已被系统折叠隐藏此楼查看此楼 On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Susan was asked to give her friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. "Tell us Susan, just ...
作者：pengzongjin |发布：2019-12-30 12:15:00
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